Dear Author -- Heart Attack
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lizthelizzard Dear Author or Artist,
Most people probably couldn't hold a big construct during orgasm, but Hal has ridiculous amounts of willpower. Like he literally out-stubborns reality itself. He made a whole-ass city + people once, so clearly holding a plane through a mind-shattering orgasm is no problem.
Remember that time when Hal was like "SOS SOS I'm stranded on a strange alien planet, any green lanterns who hear this, please come rescue me" and then it turned out he was in Vegas?
Obviously Ollie needs to take him and Dinah to Vegas! Can be for Hal's birthday, their anniversary, just to be an ass or to investigate some super villain or other.
Dinah smothering Hal between her soft, soft breasts until Hal is too lightheaded to hate himself anymore and relaxes finally.
I like the idea that they try to do a road trip every year, but some years they have to skip because someone's temporarily dead or an evil space god or otherwise busy. So when they manage to go on their trip, the Justice League know not to bother them unless Darkseid or some other apocalypse-sized problem pops up that really needs everyone on the job.
For art: Ollie's ridiculous goatee is VERY IMPORTANT. Please don't make his facial hair less douchey. And for some reason I cannot explain, it's very hot when he's got one black eye, either because he's been punched in the face or because someone accidentally (or accidentally) elbowed him in the face. Only one black eye though, two look too ridiculous to be hot.
thank you for creating something for me! I like a wide variety of things, so please don't feel restricted by my prompts.
First of all, I'm open to art for all fandoms!
First of all, I'm open to art for all fandoms!
In general, I like fic (and art) set in canon, as well as canon-divergence and things that can be layered over canon like soulmates. Not much into setting-change AUs currently. When there are multiple versions of canon, you're free to pick and choose from any and all versions, mix and match in any way you see fit.
I like everything from fluff to smut to angst to case fic. Get-together, established or just smut are all great, as is pining.
I'm fine with character death (temporary and permanently), as well as violence and many other opt-in things. For things I don't want, check my DNWS on each individual fandom. I like fluff and happy endings just as much!
Mpreg is great, but please stick to ass-babies, c-section, magic or just don't mention the hows. I don't want male characters to have vaginas for any reason, please.
For smut, as long as you respect my DNWS, you can go wild with kinks or even stay completely vanilla. I've found that if the writer or artist has fun, I usually do too!
I'm fine with background pairings of all types, though I do have a slight preference for same-sex pairings over het pairings, but if you think a het pairing would fit the fic, don't hesitate!
One thing I'm always here for is characters making hilariously bad life choices. Dressing in spandex to save the world is FUNNY.
For art, I'm not much into big, veiny cocks, so if you draw smut, please stick to regular size cocks and only one vein per cock at most.
DNWS: 1st & 2nd Person POV, scat/watersports/emeto (but vomit in a non-sexual, hurt/comfort etc. situation is okay), vaginas on male characters (A/B/O where male omegas don't have vaginas is fine), any implication of Bruce/Robins or Alfred/Robins
Endless Night - Agatha Christie (SAFETY)
This is by far my favourite Agatha Christie novel, I reread it about once a year. It's just really fun and compelling. I'm always into people making amazingly bad life choices, and boy does this book deliver - it's especially great because not all the ways in which people make really bad choices are immediately obvious.
The main thing I want out of this is other ways Mike could fuck up if he avoided the canon bad end. The theme
This fandom is an exception to my "DNW: 1st Person POV".
Marvel Cinematic Universe
Loki/Thor
DCU (Comics)
Comics continuity is flexible like spaghetti, so feel free to pick and choose bits from any parts of canon to combine how you see fit.
For Ollie/Dinah/Hal I prefer established relationship, for all other pairings get together and established relationships are equally awesome.
Hal Jordan/Dinah Lance/Oliver Queen
This threesome is a bit different than the other pairings I request for this fandom. Not just because there's no bat involved, but mostly because I don't want angst or darkfic for this. For this I'd like happy fic only, please! No one should be evil, dead, mind-controlled, exiled from earth or otherwise unavailable. People can obviously have their issues, but the happiness to angst ratios should be heavily slanted towards happiness.
Road trip! Or just generally camping somewhere out in nature.
Ollie makes a fire using sticks.
All three of them share one tent.
Cuddling with Hal in the middle, because Hal needs a hug.
You know how Green Arrow was sort of designed to be the opposite of Batman in many ways? Well, DC's official position is that Batman doesn't eat pussy... so obviously this means Ollie eats pussy and ass like a champ.
Sex where Dinah sits on Ollie's face while Hal rides Ollie's dick.
Any roadtrip with capes is likely to involve some action/adventure. They could encounter cannibals, some weird cult, smugglers or poachers that they need to investigate and take down.
Ollie canonically thinks it's hot when Dinah protects him against big, burly men who try to pick a fight with him for no reason (to be fair, Ollie has a very punchable face, so "looking at me wrong" is a valid reason to pick a fight with Ollie).
Hal using constructs during sex! Specifically, he creates a plane and they fuck in the cockpit. They did that in a real plane before, but Ollie came all over the controls. Not just once, or twice, but every single time they fucked on a plane, Ollie came all over the controls. Yes, Hal is 95% sure he did it on purpose, because Ollie has great aim. There's 5% doubt still because, well, yes, Ollie can be a self-absorbed ass. Coming all over the controls of Hal's airplane when he should know it'll piss Hal off is just possibly a mistake Ollie might make. (To be fair, Ollie is capable of learning from his mistakes - the truly important mistakes he never makes twice.)
DNWS: 1st & 2nd Person POV, scat/watersports/emeto (but vomit in a non-sexual, hurt/comfort etc. situation is okay), vaginas on male characters (A/B/O where male omegas don't have vaginas is fine), any implication of Bruce/Robins or Alfred/Robins
Endless Night - Agatha Christie (SAFETY)
This is by far my favourite Agatha Christie novel, I reread it about once a year. It's just really fun and compelling. I'm always into people making amazingly bad life choices, and boy does this book deliver - it's especially great because not all the ways in which people make really bad choices are immediately obvious.
The main thing I want out of this is other ways Mike could fuck up if he avoided the canon bad end. The theme
Every night and every morn,
Some to misery are born,
Every morn and every night,
Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to sweet delight,
Some are born to endless night.
is just really fascinating, with the implication that Mike was always doomed. Especially because in Mike's very special case murder in and off itself isn't a problem - he's murdered two friends already and doesn't care at all! No, his very specific doom isn't committing a crime, or getting caught, or even falling for a person like Greta who is cheerfully ready to use him, or anything like that - it's doing something he regrets. Up to Ellie's murder, he's been doing crime cheerfully, with the same attitude as hard work and anything else.
Now there are many ways to avoid the canon bad end, the easiest of which is to simply have Greta die some way or another, since Mike likely wouldn't have murdered Ellie at that specific time if Greta hadn't been planning and pushing. I don't particularly care how Greta gets offed - random accident, Santonix kills her because he's certainly capable of it, Ellie's stepmother Cora slap Greta once Ellie's marriage comes to light and Greta accidentally falls down some stairs and breaks her neck, anything works. I don't want any meanness here though, no gloating or a vibe of "punishment", please. Nothing more graphic or mean than any of the canon deaths. Alternately Andrew Lippincott, the rare honest lawyer, could get Greta arrested and locked up in some foreign country to get her away from Ellie, or really any other option you can think of.
Now once Greta's out of the picture, the stage is free for Mike to fuck up his life in new and interesting ways!
He knows better than to get in over his head with Poor People Crime (like the time he almost got involved with a dope gang and quit on that real fast), but he knows almost nothing about Rich People Things, including Rich People Crime. It would be very easy to misjudge things badly, especially because Rich People Crime usually takes a while before consequences catch up to you.
Blackmail! Someone besides Andrew Lippincott could get ahold of the photo of Mike and Greta, and decide to blackmail Mike. Now what?
The two murders Mike committed before the start of canon were both "good opportunities" he simply took advantage of. What if something like that happened again? An easy opportunity, he takes it instinctively, kills someone for some small profit... and then realizes that whoops, he's filthy rich (well, his wife is), he really shouldn't have taken the risk... and then gets into increasingly deeper troubles trying to cover things up. Bonus if at first no cover-up would have been necessary at all.
Or really, any other way you can think of, as long as amazingly bad life choices are involved.
I find it fascinating that Mike lies to everyone, including himself and the reader, but not his mother - when he visits his mother, he leaves things out and lets her draw conclusions, but he's more honest with her than anyone else. The only time he lies to her is in the childhood flashback, where she outright asks about the watch he stole from the friend he murdered.
This leads into the next question - how much does he even lie to the reader vs lie to himself? Yes, he started out with the plan to fake falling in love with Ellie, but how soon did the lie become reality? Could it have been at the very first meeting? Certainly the end implies it.
And on a completely different note... Ellie had surprising depths. Could she possibly save Mike from whatever fresh doom he's hurtling himself towards?
One of the things I enjoy the most about this book is that with every re-read, there's a new layer to discover. Biggest is obviously the difference between first and second time through, but even after that there's always another angle to discover or consider. It's not necessary, but I'd enjoy a fic or comic that had something similar, a twist that's hinted but not too obvious.
is just really fascinating, with the implication that Mike was always doomed. Especially because in Mike's very special case murder in and off itself isn't a problem - he's murdered two friends already and doesn't care at all! No, his very specific doom isn't committing a crime, or getting caught, or even falling for a person like Greta who is cheerfully ready to use him, or anything like that - it's doing something he regrets. Up to Ellie's murder, he's been doing crime cheerfully, with the same attitude as hard work and anything else.
Now there are many ways to avoid the canon bad end, the easiest of which is to simply have Greta die some way or another, since Mike likely wouldn't have murdered Ellie at that specific time if Greta hadn't been planning and pushing. I don't particularly care how Greta gets offed - random accident, Santonix kills her because he's certainly capable of it, Ellie's stepmother Cora slap Greta once Ellie's marriage comes to light and Greta accidentally falls down some stairs and breaks her neck, anything works. I don't want any meanness here though, no gloating or a vibe of "punishment", please. Nothing more graphic or mean than any of the canon deaths. Alternately Andrew Lippincott, the rare honest lawyer, could get Greta arrested and locked up in some foreign country to get her away from Ellie, or really any other option you can think of.
Now once Greta's out of the picture, the stage is free for Mike to fuck up his life in new and interesting ways!
He knows better than to get in over his head with Poor People Crime (like the time he almost got involved with a dope gang and quit on that real fast), but he knows almost nothing about Rich People Things, including Rich People Crime. It would be very easy to misjudge things badly, especially because Rich People Crime usually takes a while before consequences catch up to you.
Blackmail! Someone besides Andrew Lippincott could get ahold of the photo of Mike and Greta, and decide to blackmail Mike. Now what?
The two murders Mike committed before the start of canon were both "good opportunities" he simply took advantage of. What if something like that happened again? An easy opportunity, he takes it instinctively, kills someone for some small profit... and then realizes that whoops, he's filthy rich (well, his wife is), he really shouldn't have taken the risk... and then gets into increasingly deeper troubles trying to cover things up. Bonus if at first no cover-up would have been necessary at all.
Or really, any other way you can think of, as long as amazingly bad life choices are involved.
I find it fascinating that Mike lies to everyone, including himself and the reader, but not his mother - when he visits his mother, he leaves things out and lets her draw conclusions, but he's more honest with her than anyone else. The only time he lies to her is in the childhood flashback, where she outright asks about the watch he stole from the friend he murdered.
This leads into the next question - how much does he even lie to the reader vs lie to himself? Yes, he started out with the plan to fake falling in love with Ellie, but how soon did the lie become reality? Could it have been at the very first meeting? Certainly the end implies it.
And on a completely different note... Ellie had surprising depths. Could she possibly save Mike from whatever fresh doom he's hurtling himself towards?
One of the things I enjoy the most about this book is that with every re-read, there's a new layer to discover. Biggest is obviously the difference between first and second time through, but even after that there's always another angle to discover or consider. It's not necessary, but I'd enjoy a fic or comic that had something similar, a twist that's hinted but not too obvious.
This fandom is an exception to my "DNW: 1st Person POV".
Marvel Cinematic Universe
Loki/Thor
Likes:
-hurt/comfort
-fighting, each other or together against others
-patching each other up after a fight
-Loki acting like an absolute troll at appropriate and inappropriate times, just to get a rise out of Thor
Smut Likes:
-thigh fucking
-wall sex
-Loki shapeshifting during sex, especially if he turns into Thor and Thor's totally into it
-fighting turns into rough fucking
-biting (specifically Loki biting Thor)
-hair pulling
-biting (specifically Loki biting Thor)
-hair pulling
For this fandom, you're free to include fun stuff from mythology too, like the absolutely hilarious amount of times myth Loki has been pregnant (including by a horse!!!).
I'm fine with all kinds of background pairings, including popular pairings and absolute rare pairs.
Loki would never admit it, but he absolutely adores Thor's smile. It's such a bright sunshine smile.
I'm fine with all kinds of background pairings, including popular pairings and absolute rare pairs.
Loki would never admit it, but he absolutely adores Thor's smile. It's such a bright sunshine smile.
Loki doesn't often get sick, but when he does, Thor isn't sure what to do. Asgardian medications don't work (because adopted), human medications don't help either. Finally Thor just puts a cold cloth on Loki's forehead and oh, that helps? So he gets a lot of ice and keeps putting it on Loki's face and hands until he's better.
Thor on his knees, sucking Loki's cock (and probably questioning his life choices), except Loki keeps partially shapeshifting and switching his genitals for fun. First normal human stuff, then tentacles and more, and Thor just goes with it. Thor’s known as the oral king across the universe (turns out he's an even bigger intergalactic slut than Loki). Loki is impressed and kind of intrigued and keeps going with all the various junk he’s encountered across various species he's fucked, pinecone dick, barbed cat dick etc
At some point Loki does a spiky poisonous dick, just to see what Thor will do, and Thor is completely unfazed, simply turns Loki around and eats his ass instead.
Loki was just messing with Thor for some totally nefarious plan, but somehow he ended up on his knees, sucking Thor's dick for real... and liking it. A lot.
Loki shapeshifts into various people and tries to seduce Thor as other people. Thor totally notices though. At one point, Loki shifts into Thor... and maybe that's when Thor finally fucks him.
Thor absolutely had to remind Loki more than once that Mjölnir is not a sextoy. When Loki tells Thor that he wants to ride his hammer, Thor is never sure if Loki's talking about his cock or his actual hammer. (Both. He wants both.)
Loki claims he's not a bad guy, that he was mind-controlled, but no one is sure how much of that can be believed. The only logical thing is to handcuff him to Thor to make sure he can't get up to any mischief!
On a more plot filled note, canon divergence! There's tons of good spots to diverge.
Thor absolutely had to remind Loki more than once that Mjölnir is not a sextoy. When Loki tells Thor that he wants to ride his hammer, Thor is never sure if Loki's talking about his cock or his actual hammer. (Both. He wants both.)
Loki claims he's not a bad guy, that he was mind-controlled, but no one is sure how much of that can be believed. The only logical thing is to handcuff him to Thor to make sure he can't get up to any mischief!
On a more plot filled note, canon divergence! There's tons of good spots to diverge.
I'm waiving my "vaginas on male characters" DNW for this request, because Loki turning his dick into a pussy while Thor's face is all up in his business is a thing Loki would definitely do.
For art: cat ears! Loki would look really hot with cat ears. Extra funny if nothing else changes, there are just cat ears for no reason.
For art: cat ears! Loki would look really hot with cat ears. Extra funny if nothing else changes, there are just cat ears for no reason.
DCU (Comics)
Comics continuity is flexible like spaghetti, so feel free to pick and choose bits from any parts of canon to combine how you see fit.
Any and all background pairings are welcome, except for those listed in my DNWs.
I really like undercover fic for this fandom. Undercover in prison, infiltrating a gang, undercover in a strip club, undercover as a couple... the options are endless. (If you do strip club for Ollie/Dinah/Hal, I'd prefer it if Dinah was not the one stripping.)
I prefer it if Dick has been comfortably bisexual for years already, but either Tim or Jason can be newly figuring out their sexuality (or not, everyone can be comfortably bi or gay too). I just really love the idea of Dick sleeping with every redhead he's ever worked with (and probably a number of non-redheads too). Roy's comfortably bi too, though for plot purposes it could be fun if Jason wonders how much of that was drugs and if Roy's even into guys now that he's sober.
For Dinah, Ollie and Hal, Dinah is comfortably bi, Hal is bi too but not comfortably because nothing is ever easy for him, and Ollie is mostly straight (but really into Hal and he doesn't care about labels anyway).
For Dinah, Ollie and Hal, Dinah is comfortably bi, Hal is bi too but not comfortably because nothing is ever easy for him, and Ollie is mostly straight (but really into Hal and he doesn't care about labels anyway).
For Ollie/Dinah/Hal I prefer established relationship, for all other pairings get together and established relationships are equally awesome.
Smut is very, very welcome, but not absolutely necessary. Wall sex, fight sex, rimming and felching, bondage (especially with Dick getting out of increasingly complicated bondage), rough sex, tender sex, knife play, face fucking. These are some of my favourite smut things, but really, if I listed all the kinks I like, we'd be here until next year.
For underage: 15+ can be explicitly described, anything younger should only be mentioned.
One thing I really love for this fandom is fighting, especially Dick fighting 10+ enemies and kicking ass. Yes, even in fics for not-Dick pairings, it would be nice if Dick got a chance to fight some criminals, even if that's his only appearance!
My opinion on Robin/Robin is that it can be as much or as little incest as the writer wants. I'm fine with any degree of incestiness. They can be the most brotherly brothers to ever brother, or being Robin is like an internship and obviously you aren't automatically related to everyone who ever worked at the same company, or anything in between.
My opinion on Robin/Robin is that it can be as much or as little incest as the writer wants. I'm fine with any degree of incestiness. They can be the most brotherly brothers to ever brother, or being Robin is like an internship and obviously you aren't automatically related to everyone who ever worked at the same company, or anything in between.
Tim/Dick/Jason: Tim wonders why Dick and Jason seem weirdly frustrated even though they've been getting along better recently (where getting along better means they shove each other against a wall and make out like crazy), so he does what any worried brother would do - he stalks them just a little to get enough data to figure out the problem. Turns out the issue is that they both prefer to get penetrated during sex and 90% of their fighting is each of them trying to get the other riled up enough to fuck them. Clearly the only solution here is a threesome! Now Tim just needs to figure out how to set that up... without letting on that he stalked his brothers to figure out their sexual preferences. (Maybe he should talk to someone about his stalking habit, but all the therapists he knows are psychotic super villains...)
Somehow a picture of Red Hood and Red Robin acting real cozy ends up in the gossip mags. Then a picture of Red Hood and Nightwing that looks as if they might be kissing. Then one of Red Robin and Nightwing holding hands. People go crazy speculating about bat threesomes, love triangles and cheating.
Somehow a picture of Red Hood and Red Robin acting real cozy ends up in the gossip mags. Then a picture of Red Hood and Nightwing that looks as if they might be kissing. Then one of Red Robin and Nightwing holding hands. People go crazy speculating about bat threesomes, love triangles and cheating.
When Bruce first offered to adopt Tim, Tim refused - because he had a crush on Dick and obviously he wouldn't have a chance if he became Dick's brother. Except Dick treated him like a brother anyway, so Tim gave up on that. Then when Jason stopped being quite so murderous, he hoped he might have a chance with Jason, except Jason started in on the brother thing too, even if he was a bit sarcastic about calling Tim "bro", even when Tim pointed out that they technically weren't brothers.
Tim cursed his bad luck and gave up on his sexy, sexy older brothers. Until he accidentally (or "accidentally") spied on Dick and Jason and saw them making out. Of course he continued to watch, because what. Turns out Dick and Jason are reaaaaaaally into the incest thing, leaning into the whole brother thing. They call each other brother a lot while they fuck, and talk about how daddy can't know.
Tim facepalms hard, because he now realizes that Jason and Dick were flirting with him and were checking if he'd be into the incest thing. Now that he knows... well. Now he knows how to get both of them in bed.
Dick gets kidnapped, Tim and Jason have to team up to rescue him. Lots of flirting and pining happens!
Dick gets kidnapped, Tim and Jason have to team up to rescue him. Lots of flirting and pining happens!
Tim/Jason: undercover as a couple! For a case, someone needs to go undercover as a couple, and well, Tim and Jason are the best suited for this particular case. Mutual pining ensues! Jason isn't all that good with feelings, and sharing a bed with someone he tried to murder in the past, and who he has a crush on now... well, that's not easy.
Jason's way to suppress his growing attraction to Tim is to remind Tim (and himself) that they're technically related, calling him "bro" a lot.
Tim and Jason bond over awkward, unrequited crushes on Dick, and then fall in love with each other. Maybe the topic comes up because Damian is getting to that teenage stage where hormones make it really, really awkward to be in the presence of Dick Grayson's general hotness, especially because Dick is flexible as hell and has no shame... Dick in his underwear, bending over to touch his toes, then bending over backwards to touch his heels is distracting as hell and Damian is clearly suffering (Tim is amused and a little bit sympathetic).
Working a case together! Tim needs to infiltrate some group or another, and Jason pretends to be his bodyguard.
Tim's had a stalkery little crush on Jason since forever, but well, first Jason was dead, then he was sort of murderous, and now they're sort of brothers... and okay, Jason's been a lot nicer to him lately, but that just means he's not important enough to hold a grudge against, right? So Tim pines quietly, but not quietly enough, because Damian of all people notices and informs him that he's an idiot. According to Damian, Jason's been courting Tim for years. And yeah, Damian was raised by assassins, so he probably thinks attempted murder is a sweet way to ask someone out, and it's probably better to ignore his unsolicited opinion... but then Tim starts to actually pay attention, and oh, maybe Jason actually is courting him.
Working a case together! Tim needs to infiltrate some group or another, and Jason pretends to be his bodyguard.
Tim's had a stalkery little crush on Jason since forever, but well, first Jason was dead, then he was sort of murderous, and now they're sort of brothers... and okay, Jason's been a lot nicer to him lately, but that just means he's not important enough to hold a grudge against, right? So Tim pines quietly, but not quietly enough, because Damian of all people notices and informs him that he's an idiot. According to Damian, Jason's been courting Tim for years. And yeah, Damian was raised by assassins, so he probably thinks attempted murder is a sweet way to ask someone out, and it's probably better to ignore his unsolicited opinion... but then Tim starts to actually pay attention, and oh, maybe Jason actually is courting him.
Tim gets attacked by a teenager with black hair and blue eyes who tries to kill him. Later, the bats are discussing this mysterious stranger, and Jason goes "it's obvious! dark hair, light eyes, tried to murder Tim - precedent suggests he's a past or future Robin!"
Turns out he's right - the boy is Tim/Jason's mpreg baby and a future Robin from a future where Tim has gone evil. Tim isn't even surprised that he has to deal with yet another evil future version of himself (though maybe he's a little concerned at how often that happens). The kid was trying to save the world by going back to kill his dad before Tim could go evil.
Bonus points if the method of time-travel the kid uses only allows the user to travel to a time when he already exists, meaning Jason is already pregnant (and didn't know it yet... and maybe didn't even know he could get pregnant! Could be a side-effect of the pit, or something else.)
Dick/Jason: For some reason (alcohol, concussion, pollen, toxins) Jason admits that he's been in love with Dick since before his death and resurrection... and then Jason promptly runs away and works a bunch of cases in other countries, because talking about things is not an option.
Dick gets kidnapped in his civilian identity, where he can't exactly fight back, and Red Hood rescues him.
Dick gets sexpollened and Jason is the only one around who can help him out. Or the other way around! Feelings get revealed either way. Both of them getting sex pollened is fun too! Funniest is the option where they get hit by some sort of plant pollen, assume it's sex pollen, fuck... and then find out that nope, it was just random harmless pollen. Whoops!
Dick gets sexpollened and Jason is the only one around who can help him out. Or the other way around! Feelings get revealed either way. Both of them getting sex pollened is fun too! Funniest is the option where they get hit by some sort of plant pollen, assume it's sex pollen, fuck... and then find out that nope, it was just random harmless pollen. Whoops!
Nightwing/Red Hood fighting across several rooftops, then loud sex on a roof... someone takes a picture, and they have to explain how that ended up in all the gossip magazines. There aren't any good ways to tell The Batman that you're fucking your adopted brother, but him finding out from a gossip magazine is less than ideal, and Dick at least prefers family meetings to involve less yelling. (Jason is glad, because hey, this time he didn't need to shoot anyone in the head to get kicked out of the city!)
Dick infiltrates a gang or an underground fight ring or some other situation full of danger and big aggressive males. Jason is either there as his backup or is working on one of his own cases and just happens to encounter him. Lots of unresolved sexual tension, possibly some inadvisable makeouts or sex happens. Dick totally ends up fighting some really big guys (and Jason thinks it's super hot how Dick kicks ass).
The "there was only one bed" trope is always fun!
Jason takes a bullet for Dick. It totally makes sense, Jason's wearing body armor with kevlar and everything, while Dick's in civilian clothes. It totally doesn't mean he cares about Dick or anything. If Dick doesn't stop smiling at him like that every time they meet, he'll totally punch him in the face. And somehow Jason ends up protecting Dick a few times more, but really, Dick can't protect himself out of costume without endangering his identity. It doesn't mean Jason cares... then he jumps in to help Nightwing, who can definitely hold his own, and yeah, maybe he needs to think about his feelings. But why waste time on thinking and feelings when he can shove Nightwing against a wall and kiss him silly?
Dick infiltrates a gang or an underground fight ring or some other situation full of danger and big aggressive males. Jason is either there as his backup or is working on one of his own cases and just happens to encounter him. Lots of unresolved sexual tension, possibly some inadvisable makeouts or sex happens. Dick totally ends up fighting some really big guys (and Jason thinks it's super hot how Dick kicks ass).
The "there was only one bed" trope is always fun!
Jason takes a bullet for Dick. It totally makes sense, Jason's wearing body armor with kevlar and everything, while Dick's in civilian clothes. It totally doesn't mean he cares about Dick or anything. If Dick doesn't stop smiling at him like that every time they meet, he'll totally punch him in the face. And somehow Jason ends up protecting Dick a few times more, but really, Dick can't protect himself out of costume without endangering his identity. It doesn't mean Jason cares... then he jumps in to help Nightwing, who can definitely hold his own, and yeah, maybe he needs to think about his feelings. But why waste time on thinking and feelings when he can shove Nightwing against a wall and kiss him silly?
Roy/Jason:
Bed sharing! Maybe there's only one bed, maybe someone has a nightmare, maybe they're stuck in some frozen wilderness in a tiny hut and have to cuddle for warmth, maybe Roy just climbs into Jason's bed for no reason at all.
Accidental domesticity! Like Jason keeps cooking meals he thinks Roy might like and Roy keeps doing the laundry for both of them. The couch is really small so they sort of accidentally end up cuddling because there's not enough room for two big men. Grocery shopping together. Casual skinship. Until Jason realizes that really, they've been dating in all but name for months, might as well make it official.
Jason thought Roy was straight and has been quietly pining, then he finds out Roy used to fuck around with Dick and/or Wally back in the day. Or maybe he sees him flirting or making out with some guy at a club or somewhere. Now that Jason knows Roy likes dudes, how can he hit on him? Because Jason kind of spent the years where people learn those skills dead and training for revenge.
Established relationship where Roy takes Jason on a fun date. Villains interrupting the date optional!
Jason's thighs are very fuckable. Intercrural sex!
It's up to you if Roy's daughter Lian exists or not! Either way is fine. BUT if she exists, don't (permanently) kill her during the fic.
Set back when Jason was Robin and 15. Dick takes him along to meet Dick's friends at Titan's Tower, and Jason ends up crushing really hard on Speedy. He's not exactly subtle about it either, because he's 15. Roy notices, but of course pretends not to, because he knows better than that, the kid is 15 (even if Jason is real cute), and besides, that's Dick's little brother. Except later, everyone gets a little drunk, and Roy gets very, very drunk, drunk enough to forget why he shouldn't be into it when Jason awkwardly hits on him again. Jason totally doesn't know that Roy is thaaaat drunk (because Roy can nail a fly's wing to the wall at 300 yards when strung out on heroin, there's no way a kid with a crush and a bad case of hero worship is going to notice the subtle signs that he's drunker than everyone else). They have very inadvisable and somehow really good sex.
I like the way their issues (including their abandonment issues) play off each other. They approach their problems very differently, but somehow they fit really well together.
If you want to make this a threesome with Kori, Dick or Tim, feel free! I like all of those combinations!
For art: freckles! Roy needs lots of freckles.
Bed sharing! Maybe there's only one bed, maybe someone has a nightmare, maybe they're stuck in some frozen wilderness in a tiny hut and have to cuddle for warmth, maybe Roy just climbs into Jason's bed for no reason at all.
Accidental domesticity! Like Jason keeps cooking meals he thinks Roy might like and Roy keeps doing the laundry for both of them. The couch is really small so they sort of accidentally end up cuddling because there's not enough room for two big men. Grocery shopping together. Casual skinship. Until Jason realizes that really, they've been dating in all but name for months, might as well make it official.
Jason thought Roy was straight and has been quietly pining, then he finds out Roy used to fuck around with Dick and/or Wally back in the day. Or maybe he sees him flirting or making out with some guy at a club or somewhere. Now that Jason knows Roy likes dudes, how can he hit on him? Because Jason kind of spent the years where people learn those skills dead and training for revenge.
Established relationship where Roy takes Jason on a fun date. Villains interrupting the date optional!
Jason's thighs are very fuckable. Intercrural sex!
It's up to you if Roy's daughter Lian exists or not! Either way is fine. BUT if she exists, don't (permanently) kill her during the fic.
Set back when Jason was Robin and 15. Dick takes him along to meet Dick's friends at Titan's Tower, and Jason ends up crushing really hard on Speedy. He's not exactly subtle about it either, because he's 15. Roy notices, but of course pretends not to, because he knows better than that, the kid is 15 (even if Jason is real cute), and besides, that's Dick's little brother. Except later, everyone gets a little drunk, and Roy gets very, very drunk, drunk enough to forget why he shouldn't be into it when Jason awkwardly hits on him again. Jason totally doesn't know that Roy is thaaaat drunk (because Roy can nail a fly's wing to the wall at 300 yards when strung out on heroin, there's no way a kid with a crush and a bad case of hero worship is going to notice the subtle signs that he's drunker than everyone else). They have very inadvisable and somehow really good sex.
I like the way their issues (including their abandonment issues) play off each other. They approach their problems very differently, but somehow they fit really well together.
If you want to make this a threesome with Kori, Dick or Tim, feel free! I like all of those combinations!
For art: freckles! Roy needs lots of freckles.
Tim/Bernard Dowd: Second date, and maybe this time without any kidnapping. Tim never gets a break, so the third date probably involves kidnapping again, but hey, at least he gets a kiss.
At some point, Bernard is going to see Tim's body, which means Tim needs to explain all those scars... and since Bernard is a bit of a bat fanboy and conspiracy theorist, those explanations need to be creative and convincing. The only logical thing is for Tim to pretend all those scars are from sexy pain play gone a little too far!
Bernard likes conspiracy theories about Batman and other heroes. It*s funny when poor Tim has to listen to weird theories about himself and his friends and family. What happens when Bernard finds out? And before that, what happens when Bernard meets capes other than Red Robin? How awkward would it be for Tim if Bernard mentions the generally acknowledged awesomeness of Nightwing's ass?
Hal Jordan/Dinah Lance/Oliver Queen
This threesome is a bit different than the other pairings I request for this fandom. Not just because there's no bat involved, but mostly because I don't want angst or darkfic for this. For this I'd like happy fic only, please! No one should be evil, dead, mind-controlled, exiled from earth or otherwise unavailable. People can obviously have their issues, but the happiness to angst ratios should be heavily slanted towards happiness.
Road trip! Or just generally camping somewhere out in nature.
Ollie makes a fire using sticks.
All three of them share one tent.
Cuddling with Hal in the middle, because Hal needs a hug.
You know how Green Arrow was sort of designed to be the opposite of Batman in many ways? Well, DC's official position is that Batman doesn't eat pussy... so obviously this means Ollie eats pussy and ass like a champ.
Sex where Dinah sits on Ollie's face while Hal rides Ollie's dick.
Any roadtrip with capes is likely to involve some action/adventure. They could encounter cannibals, some weird cult, smugglers or poachers that they need to investigate and take down.
Ollie canonically thinks it's hot when Dinah protects him against big, burly men who try to pick a fight with him for no reason (to be fair, Ollie has a very punchable face, so "looking at me wrong" is a valid reason to pick a fight with Ollie).
Hal using constructs during sex! Specifically, he creates a plane and they fuck in the cockpit. They did that in a real plane before, but Ollie came all over the controls. Not just once, or twice, but every single time they fucked on a plane, Ollie came all over the controls. Yes, Hal is 95% sure he did it on purpose, because Ollie has great aim. There's 5% doubt still because, well, yes, Ollie can be a self-absorbed ass. Coming all over the controls of Hal's airplane when he should know it'll piss Hal off is just possibly a mistake Ollie might make. (To be fair, Ollie is capable of learning from his mistakes - the truly important mistakes he never makes twice.)
Most people probably couldn't hold a big construct during orgasm, but Hal has ridiculous amounts of willpower. Like he literally out-stubborns reality itself. He made a whole-ass city + people once, so clearly holding a plane through a mind-shattering orgasm is no problem.
Remember that time when Hal was like "SOS SOS I'm stranded on a strange alien planet, any green lanterns who hear this, please come rescue me" and then it turned out he was in Vegas?
Obviously Ollie needs to take him and Dinah to Vegas! Can be for Hal's birthday, their anniversary, just to be an ass or to investigate some super villain or other.
Dinah smothering Hal between her soft, soft breasts until Hal is too lightheaded to hate himself anymore and relaxes finally.
I like the idea that they try to do a road trip every year, but some years they have to skip because someone's temporarily dead or an evil space god or otherwise busy. So when they manage to go on their trip, the Justice League know not to bother them unless Darkseid or some other apocalypse-sized problem pops up that really needs everyone on the job.
For art: Ollie's ridiculous goatee is VERY IMPORTANT. Please don't make his facial hair less douchey. And for some reason I cannot explain, it's very hot when he's got one black eye, either because he's been punched in the face or because someone accidentally (or accidentally) elbowed him in the face. Only one black eye though, two look too ridiculous to be hot.
